About Éomer
Éomer was blessed to live a life that was full of love and adventure. He moved around a fair bit during his life, getting to live in a number of Indianapolis neighborhoods and even another state for awhile! He also had many beloved furry friends and non-furry friends (humans, you might call them), as well as a loving family, all of whom loved to participate in his favorite games and activities with him. If you'd like to learn a little more about the best boy who ever lived, read on to learn about his family, friends, homes, adventure spots, nicknames, and favorite things.
Éomer's Family:
Margaret Éowyn Clementine (Mommy)
Ella Monét Newton (Momma)
Julia "Jules" Éowyn Clementine-Newton (Sister)
Frances & Lance L. (Grandparents)
Gabe L. (Uncle)
Barbara & Phillip L. (Great-grandparents)
Phoebe L.A. (Grand-goosemum)
Rebecca M. (Grand-swordmum)
Elaine "Lainey" L. (Dog Aunt)
Rosie Cotton L. (Dog Aunt)
Samwise "Sammy" L. (Dog Uncle)
Places Éomer
Lived:
Irvington, Indianapolis (1.5 years)
Fountain Square, Indianapolis (4 years)
Anderson, Indiana (1.5 years)
Near Northside, Indianapolis (0.5 Years)
Norfolk, Virginia (1 Year)
Lawrence, Indianapolis (0.5 Years)
Places Éomer
Visited/Traveled To:
Fort Harrison State Park, Indiana
Eagle Creek Park, Indiana
Southeastway Park, Indiana
Brown County State Park, Indiana
Daniel Boone National Forest & Red River Gorge Geographical Area, Kentucky
Shenandoah National Park, Virginia
National Mall, Washington D.C.
Mounds State Park, Indiana
Rangeline Nature Preserve, Indiana
Indiana Dunes National Park, Indiana
Atlantic Ocean, Virginia
Éomer's Best
Furry Friends
Elaine "Lainey" L. (French Brittany)
Rosie Cotton L. (German Shepherd)
Samwise "Sammy" L. (Australian Cattle Dog)
Robyn G.H. (Australian Shepherd)
Harlow L. (GSD Mix)
Rambo J. (German Shepherd)
Moka B. (GSD/Lab Mix)
Julia "Jules" Éowyn Clementine-Newton (American Staffordshire Terrier)
Buck D. (Terrier Mix) & His Indiana Boyfriend
Mitsu J. (Chihuahua Mix) & His Dog Girlfriend
Tex D. (Terrier Mix) & His Virginia Boyfriend
Éomer's Best
Human Friends
Noah S. (Uncle)
Adam, Luci, Leon, & Dave B. (Uncle, Cousins, & Granduncle)
Norah A. (Wife)
Jon R. (Uncle)
Claymore D. & Jane T. (Aunts)
Christany J. & Zach T. (Aunt & Uncle)
Abby S. (Girlfriend)
E M. (Uncle)
Pat D. (Grandaunt)
Bobbi G. (Aunt)
Éomer's Favorite Activities
Afternoon Naps
Attempted Squirrel Murder
Being Suplexed
Booty Scritches
Car Rides
Chase Games
Destroying Window Blinds & Screens
Ear Nibbles
Eating Garbage
Fall Hiking
Fountain Square Bar Crawls
Getting His Ankles Bitten by Jules
Hide & Seek
Joining You In the Bathroom
Judging You For Crying
Licking Condensation off Cups & Bottles
Long Summer Walks
Monching On Fwemp Fwies
Mounting Boy Dogs
People Watching
Pibble Sploots
Rolling in Laundry (Clean OR Dirty)
Rubbing His Ass on Human Women
Sitting on Chests
Snarfing Down Dirty Socks & Panties
Snuggling His Teddy Bear
Thrashing Around in Wet Towels
Tug of War
Wrestling Matches
Éomer's Favorite
Toys
Any Tennis Ball, Period
Da' Bigg Bear
Blue & Turquoise Rope
Deer Antler
Every Laundry Pile Ever
Green & Grey Rope
Mommy's Dirty Socks & Underwear
Mr. Bangarang the Orangutan
Mr. Beary Berenstein
Mr. Chipmunk the Shitpunk
Mr. Cleaver the Beaver
Mr. Dyno Sore
Mr. Kormet the Frawg
Mr. Llama Pajamas
Mr. Lucky Ducky
Mr. Pleasant the Pheasant
Mr. Potter the Otter
Mr. Rocksy Foxy
Mr. Sharkee Shark
Mr. Squirrely Squirrel
Mr. Tortle the Turtle
Mr. Wascally Wabbit
Red Kong Bone
Red Kong
The Bone
Tire & Rope
Éomer's Favorite
Bandanas
Berries
Black Paisley
Fall Pumpkins
Green Camo
Ice Cream & Donuts
Outer Space Doggies
Rainbow Puppers
Red & Turquoise Plaid
Red Paisley
Shenandoah Bark Ranger
Trans Flag
Turquoise Paisley
Éomer's
Nicknames
Boogie Bear
Boogity Bearenstein
Boopy Butt
Booty Baby
Bubba
Bubby
Bubby Boi
Da Boi
Dr. Boogius Boozler M.D.
Goofy Goober
Goobatronix
Little Baby Man
Little Bobobo
Little Boy
Little Monkey Man
Mommy's Little Man
Monkeyboy
Monkeybutt
Monkey Man
Mr. Bubbaboo
Mr. Huggle Buggles
Mr. Stinky
Mr. Stinkybutt
Schmoopy Bear
Schmoopy Boy
Schmoopy Butt
Schmoogity Boogity
Schnuggleuffagus
Schtinkums
Stinky Boy
Weiner Monkey
Widdle Baby Boi
Éomer's
Important Dates
March 29th, 2014 - Birth
February 13th, 2017 - Adopted by Margaret
March 29th, 2017 - First Real Birthday
December 25th, 2017 - First Christmas
May 10th-13th, 2018 - First Vacation
November 1st, 2019 - First House
May 10th, 2020 - First Bar Crawl
January 20th, 2021- Gained a Grand-goosemum & Grand-swordmum
August 10th, 2022 - Adopted by Ella
September 18th-25th 2022 - First Clementine-Newton Family Vacation
July 22nd, 2024 - Gained a Little Sister
October 2nd, 2024 - Moved Out of Indiana
December 4th, 2025 - Crossed the Rainbow Bridge
Éomer's Days
Days Lived: 4269 Days
Days with Margaret: 3217 Days
Days with Ella: 1213 Days
Days with Julia: 501 Days
Days as a Nephew: 3217 Days
Days as a Grandson: 3217 Days
Days as a Grandgoose: 1780 Days
Days as a Big Brother: 501 Days
Days in Indiana: 4048 Days
Days in Kentucky: 4 Days (Just a Vacation)
Days in Virginia: 221 Days
